i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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