you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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