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you win
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is this like a preordered booty call?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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