discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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