idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Bring me that man meat
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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