when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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