So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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