Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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