New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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