4 words: hood of his car
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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