She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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