Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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