ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Success! We fucked roommates!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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