omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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