when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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