My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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