You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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