God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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