cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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