had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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