I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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