I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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