I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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