I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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