I just threw up on my dentist
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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