I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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