Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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