It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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