ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I deserve this hangover.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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