that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
my liver is dry heaving
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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