Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
