If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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