He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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