I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I bet he comes in French.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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