I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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