hell yes lets make some ravioli
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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