peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Damn victory sex feels great
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