absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She's the barista slut.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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