windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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