What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
