I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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