We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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