i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize