who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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This is the high leading the old right now
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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