i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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