That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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