is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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