He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The adults are the big ones right?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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