doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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