i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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