I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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