Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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