is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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