I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
