idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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